{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Strabena batesii","displaytitle":"Strabena batesii","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7620806","titles":{"canonical":"Strabena_batesii","normalized":"Strabena batesii","display":"Strabena batesii"},"pageid":35815494,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Seitz_Macrolepidoptera_IndoAustralia_Plate_163.jpg/320px-Seitz_Macrolepidoptera_IndoAustralia_Plate_163.jpg","width":320,"height":452},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Seitz_Macrolepidoptera_IndoAustralia_Plate_163.jpg","width":2869,"height":4054},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1220426352","tid":"bfbb7a75-019d-11ef-9432-06dd62545c2e","timestamp":"2024-04-23T18:17:31Z","description":"Species of butterfly","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabena_batesii","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabena_batesii?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabena_batesii?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Strabena_batesii"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabena_batesii","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Strabena_batesii","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabena_batesii?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Strabena_batesii"}},"extract":"Strabena batesii is a butterfly in the family Nymphalidae. It is found on Madagascar. The habitat consists of forests.","extract_html":"
Strabena batesii is a butterfly in the family Nymphalidae. It is found on Madagascar. The habitat consists of forests.
"}{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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