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Eugen Ferdinand von Homeyer was a German ornithologist. He made early studies of the birds of Pomerania, making collections, and was a staunch anti-Darwinian.
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The Shadow of Your Smile is the eighteenth studio album by American pop singer Andy Williams, released in April 1966 by Columbia Records. The album includes covers of \"Michelle\" and \"Yesterday\", the same pair of Beatles ballads that labelmate Johnny Mathis recorded for his 1966 album of the same name. For Williams these selections initiated a trend away from the traditional pop formula that his album output at Columbia up until this point had adhered to.
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