{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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